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The Joey Existential-Latta
The Antipasto Happy to Bistro
I liquidated a frozen bubble treat
No flecky with the head de-shecky
I will rise to the absurdity of Dristan
Beefy, come demote the Egg Children
Lost Secrets of the Snotty Eggmasters
The Head Parmesan Sweater Resistance
Muscling egg whites at the gravy center
The Santa Demingous Bert Park Third Way
Your chromium brain damage is to beat any price
I screamed at you, Godzilla was the second bird call
Oh merciful Kleenex, send me a viking for damper day
You get a dollar off if you do 10 chin-ups in a chicken outfit
New found pet name you can use: "Won-Ton Soup Destroyer"
Hypocrisy, truck stops and business cards that don't mean anything.
Don't ever Lincoln Memorial unless useless your wearing your 3 O'clock Dolly Inspector Henderson slippers
Mary Turban Enchilada
Jose Air conditioner-ez
Sting: "I pledge allegiance to the middle of the road."
Too much time, not enough bat float.
What's for T.V....Dinner?
No thanks, I frizzy my own Kings Highway
Cpt. Eugene flying Anal creepus...and the award goes to
A 5 angle dust buster
Block block the screening block buster machine
That's the 3rd Milissia Manchester I fell on the floor with
Boys II Astronaughts
The Leathery Spit House
General Elisimo Get-Out-Of-There-Oh
The great tiddlywinks disaster of 1922
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed are dentists
Inchworm dependent nose rejection
Split finger fast tomato
John Philips dependent Streetcar quickies, lawn-mower style
Phased pavement for Split tomato
Second hand mouse maze cheese machine
Barnies 5 and 10 awareness plaggits
Smuggling Nitroglycerin in my Dandruff
The left center planet corresponding to a shum-shum
Slightly exhausted cutlets
Sonic Who Who Land
Suezie Macnamara, squoze frozen juice from a squaw
Butt plugging your history nuts ma-lady?
Chucking your tonsils with Diana!
Dom Clondenon's favorite dirty shorts experience
We'll always have that night in Papua New Guinea.
Hey little girl come stick your head in this FLAMING BOX OF HELL!
Exploding confetti craving raspberry teeth remover
After Ready Spaghetti Unders
Sliderule connection jelly over easy on the adverb
The pajamas reading hi-testicles
Meatballs and hangovers / Was it again
Uncle Fred belongs his laundry to his favorite charity
Are you four egg foo young deliveries?
Adrian below floor music
(Sung to the tune of Manwich DC Adaptor the Third Buy Servator): "Bringest thou thy servators? Yea, O! DC adaptor, we buy thee time even now midst this merry Yule. Verily, we bring thee the maid's bow tie from Manwich, yonder haven. Even thou might ring it off anon! Ring that shit off, bitch!!!"
Major rehearsal, dispense with your nurse
You got a beef, take it to me....I'll tutor it
2 heads are better than 0.992
Wanton soup featuring battery
Informing the Face Plant Eggsters
Facing the 4 Egg McMinsters' plant
Egging on the 4 Masters
Delightful Sloppy Chops perfunctory Day
David Johanson Stickup Deck
Gravel Brains Snuffled on down to the sympathetic Substances
Drooling over the Neighbors Fork Lift Transplant
Razor Brains Meet the 7 Day TV Diet
Spectacles Brains Sorted the Testicles, Five
You say you want a testy legmaster dentifrice
All we are saying, is give anthropated floorboard beverage helmets a chance
Run during a 35 bad elephant
Leggo my Egg-sentrisities
Minute-Maid highchair children going for the gold
Football Team: North Baltimore Ballistics
Y-Throwmeum-Passover-Change (as opposed to WMCA)
Eddie make with the sailboat decision
The great fried fish selector
Introducing the new heavy weight boxing cheese, Sonny Waiter
The Big Bing Theory: Something about a Bing cherry exploding in space millions of years ago and then singing all these bad standards.
Stop your brang with Sheck!
Money for nothing and your brown marble-top self-cleaning pine cone sand blaster for free.
Yohan Tobasco Plumfest
The monkey hi 5 grape Phil Silvers
Porch Grape Borgnine
Call me "Bongo Sherman"
Potasium Storefront
Oh here's the story of Big Bag Cloober, He had no food - bairly cept his family robber, then one day when hunting for some food, up from the ground came a bubbling Big Cloober Bag II
The double entendre asphalt 3 o'clock chicken
Born to be a half ministered double chicken
Sometimes you have to have you have a murphey slip-MTO
2 plus premature underwear, with it reemy?
The Tom Corahara Plus coordinates
Dear diarrhea
Forget everything anyone ever said about Art Shamsky
Can I interest me in an Irish Schmely
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle Man
Eddie the Fizz's first name, Eddie the Soreridge
Mississippi Queen Cheese
sharing hip socket dementia with the next millenium
Opposite side of the street gravity
Dispense with the tax return flavored jelly bits
I have to get my shoe laces pressed
Hitting all the exits on the Merit Parkway
Coffee?... No thanks, I gotta drive.
She can make a freight train take a dirt road
Swashbuckler their way into net savings
Get up, stand up, sit down, give me helmet
Power Choo Choo
I Want to Hold Your Hand Held Chip Chip
The continuum gas chamber laugh perhaps
Wise guy universe, I'm the killer broom corporate
Bo deadly donut
Carmen Meandering, sappy soap sub. Pleased to meet ya.
Throw-me-um Jeff-row
Scream Seltzer On It!
God bless the chin hostages.
Bo deadly dugout.
The Shoops Basta
plopping down in front of your hip socket, m'lady
The shoe farmanda plus regular
Act like your brain size, not your shoe alert.
As the bumble crushen 7th Seaver
New cereal: Post Ostrich Combing Deprivation Bran
Shimp & Ludly's....It's a real last name!
37 two times mo-roe
Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake & Palmer
He can make 24 tracks sound like 17.
American bi-fraginated buffalo lozenges
Reforget everything anyone ever said about Art Shamsky
Cheese Quake State Forest (NJ PWay exit 95?)
Take your left shoe off, and see if Joe hot dog is in there.
Lawnchair sandwich revival
Tall Wood Cutting Car-o-braided Morvitz
Bon Bon the tooth bird
Relative of Jose Air-conditionerez: Senoir Cititzen
Spectacular John's amazing Porcelain Bony Arrangement
A Couple of 20 minutes
The big Shamp
Charles the Armenian Bag-twizzy
Manhandling your mandibles, miloody.
A Campbell soup Milton burrows his way into the 3 of club house
Hi, folks, my name's Buster Winston, but my friends call me Win Dixon. You know, when I go to las vegas i always lose my Winstons. But then i win some. Know what I mean?
The cigarette lighter bee
Like a 2 fisted Elliot
Cheap new perfume: Channel 5
New T V show: Chief Jerky and Arnald Palmer
Streetcar named #829
Ed, the amazing ready or not tonsil...with roder rooms
Chief Justice channel 5 razor blade
Hi, I'm hold it right there fizzy
Ed the 11th ladder
Good morning asparagus, glad to bumper crop?
The sausage hunted on the 5 hired razor flavor
The sausage hunted, and then Ed fizzy
Jeffrey, the amazing salute the really nice flag
Rolly logical the yes or no stiff menu
The Ted Danzen under and over onion
I should give them a Morry covered Amsterdam minus two two
The Mike Didka 39 street budda pest desk Wally ... with SOMP!
Ed the diseased tire prang
Like a 2 fisted double Elliot with Sheck!
A double thurminin
Well, that finely tuned staple making artificial zip-lok microbe says it all. Gznok.
The leaning robin trowers of spaniel!
Border line defective Gwee-do's
Honey I shrunk the 5th Avenue diner
Spatulaing in Thurmin's unbelievable plan of protection, are you in?
New action adventure movie: John Chocolate Claude Moose
Please grease the short haired relief...policeman?
IÕm a Rasaferian short of a Wagster-House
Zippy the snot tooth big bastard
What did Locomotive Dan say to Ultrasonic Stan at the tiled check out the chicks counter at polyesterworth? (7) besides myself forensic dominick twister (4) >pizza illusion. Way!
Balls is a whip cream house that doesn't say stop the mouse
It's like a south micky half park
Double Concerto for Drug Addict, Hands-free telephone and orchestra
Ed BodieÕs quote of the day- I'm at the height of my diplomatic relationship with my Chinese restaurant.
Ball up and ball down the mountain mouse
It's called chase bank is that every hour or so some insanely dressed guy comes out of a back room and chases the customers around. Everybody is aware of this - but the bank has good rates so they put up with it. When he comes out they roll their eyes, oh god here comes the 'chase guyÕ.
Frozen ed balls, frozen head balls, frozen ed balls, frozen head balls
Kernel fix my Mexican
prealofrabricated porkmarshallovplatzerkak
Ghengis Connery
Smack of Partigan Potato Smacks
From now on I would like to be called "7 things that go with leg".
What do think of this as new slogan for hamburgers? 1-thats wompalm good counsler sauce, alfredo 2-that "wompalm",he's a good mustard sauce, alfredo? 3-thats the mustard sauce that works for me chief, ding dong ,,ding dong ,,ding dong ,,ding dong. 4-sold up the sailor.
It's like top notch alfredo sauce except (da da da da da da da da da da -Chinese song) mudd like to fly like moss (overtime like me).
The pre-heated Olympic gold. "Tanya Hardening of the Arteries"
When Bob meets Bosko
It's like Joe Bowling meets his barking
I(sung to the tune of "balls are made of henry, balls they make me sendry")
Humos and Tahini, your mom's own baked ziti
Experience "Palmarie's Universe"
Fire in the whole enchilada.
It's like a 3 fisted sword fester.
The Superlative ZoologistÕs Industrial Snack Pack
I'm a head parking lot from really getting, a ache?
A corn crusted three and a half parmizon shape
Like an egg beater feg biscuit (sung to the tune, like a rhinestone cowboy).
Like a belly full of egg bake I
like an egg weighted with a fester head ache test
Dr. Corn and Dr. Storm
Yellvit Vello
I'm a coca~cola from a can of springton
I don't have a lot of eventually in me.
"All you meant is 'arlument'" should be sung, like a jingle
"Peas and Clock" - should be sung like peas and clock
I have to now go step into a flate of crade play fist.
Please donÕt call me a buffered egg aspirin for dinner.
Nor can I bicarbonin soda nate the man-who-can ready band
Something came up and I have to Aunt Betty it to the clear end of a bad shape.
Bongo Man
Stedmen... Instead of me, Instead of you, Instead of them.
Who threw up that there's Markie Mark konkulator involved?
I might go with the 4 ed bag, I'm not sure. I'll have to ask the 18 idiots, including pants, teeth and itchy.
Senator fillet of beef 500 and 501
Albeit Viet Nam Steve's Buschemi's veteran war sauce
Meet me at Largely Dan's Trousers & Schnaps for a grand 'ol pillar of democracy can
Jimmy Hoffa Commemorative bed sheets & bed sheet accessories
Cream Abdul Babar
Don't skimp on the electric shemp!
Cashus Clay's undergarments, the other white gold
Check with the Old Goldstein for some rights of passage, taxi driver style
gracing the pages of gloria estefan-type-of-meals. king size moo moo and two shits with face.
Nerve A and Nerve B left and right chemical
Orangetree Mustopoly
I've Rain Coats & Biological before on
THREE 5 GUYS
The Electric Parmesan Symphony Orchestra
It's like a horse bitten freedom fester
I was running around like a hegspit with its hegspit cut off last night hegspit
Sonically engraved turtle shits and a new stew for phase
The second reincarnation of gomer pyle
Richard Dreyfus had a farm, E I E I tOny danza
Sigmund fried chicken
Goose Jerkey
Taj Ma-Heating Systems Mahals
ox 10 (po)
4 score and 7 years ago I found out mechanical
Don Juan De La Nooch
Never forget about the aforementioned metfood parking rangers
I need this like the head you rode in on
Do you know my therapist's name? Yarden Beyond The Yonder
I dont have anything written down, but that doesnt mean my peanut butter cant con copherate all over da place with peanut mam
I am Absolutely Sombrero Man
It's like a scientific beach ball with a two headed training table
Engorged 2-bus whitehall and whitman
It's Crocodile Done-Deal
Mucho indulging straight-faced republican pizza party
My new band: Moocho Integrity and the 4/5ths
The Fallopian Tube Reprisal Committee
I'll take intergalactic throw-up for 500
It's like the over-enabling republican pizza party stance
This happens sometimes. They call it a toothpaste cap claud burst denial of toothpaste attack with the cap off, Checkov.
Beefs of Green & Sons
Ridding the world of human sentence structure
A country called "peelbackia" where everything is peeled back a little bit - stamps on envelopes, orange skins, etc.
When egg freight and crade play to the clear end of a bad shape.
What did the lethargic Bromo Seltzer tablet distinguish the Path train's lack of sensitivity during an after hour exercise lesson without proper credentials?
It's the 'riddle me this' that makes it for me.
It's like a quick's changer over like its not over.
Igtner you are fabulous !!!
gtner you are fabulous !!!-balls in an uproar
gtner you are fabulous !!!- 4 balls in an uproar
gtner you are fabulous !!!-4 scores and his balls are in an uproar -gyzer
I had the idea last night that there should be korean delis in the middle of the forest for the animals.
the la la Corka Pulang-a-tang smelly hotshit Spensa 1099 formula
A hot gorilla tub = my head. sincerely yours, sensabillians
here's my senior citizen
User serviceable Arafats
Arafats anonymous
you say kaPinga, I say KaPanga, let's call the whole thing a tri-opolize square
4- the adventures of palmagan and spit monkey
monkey goes horrific
Burb and the Kansas City fried rice orchestra
The Maximum Strength Out Bunch
protect me from the wrong cheeseburger
gimme some of that 00cjeexe before I go nuts and start smashing things
I myself have been eating battery deprived motorcycle flakes with less -Micreverb........
Kick me in te balls with Eddie Andretti
new pop sensation: "the grouchy Mandelas" made up of all people who look like nelson Mandela, all in a grouchy mood.
how many roman wheelers?
A goal line falafel stand
Car pool battery tunnel vision
Fun with Grapes - A Case Study
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom
"Triumph The Insult Comic Dog"
A Japanese English Advertising Slogans
The "Relentless Assault & Pepper" Boys
Cantarella Acquires Dere
New York-July 1, 2002-Mick F. Cantarella today announced he has acquired "dere", a leading provider of alternatives to the word there. He has also concurrently announced his use of "der" will be discontinued, affective immediately.
Mr. Cantarella has set the industry standard for brangy word solutions," said Sina Tamaddon, Cantarella's senior vice president of Applications. "We're very excited to have the dere team join Cantarella and create more amazing variations on brangy speech."
Cantarella ignited the brang / word revolution in the 1980s with the introduction of the One Syllable Sentence Ending Technique (O.S.S.E.T.). Highly successful were the use of Der, and later in the 1990s with little known Der II. Cantarella is committed to bringing the best personal brang experience to students, educators, creative professionals and consumers around the world through its innovative instant messages, e-mails and late night phone communications.
Press Contacts:
Mick F. Cantarella
mick@grampastudios
www.grampastudios.com/brang.html
Der, Der II, Dere and "Here Dere" are trademarks dere. Other company and product names may be trademarks of their respective owners.
This press release contains certain "forward-looking" statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These statements are based on management's current expectations and are subject to uncertainty and changes in circumstances. Actual results may vary materially from the expectations contained herein. The forward-looking statements contained herein include statements about the consummation of the transaction with Dere and benefits of the pending transaction with Dere. Factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from those described herein include the inability to obtain regulatory approvals and the inability to successfully integrate the Dere business. References to I'm one deadly ham held when telephone pup sould be completely ignored. Dere is under no obligation to (and expressly disclaims any such obligation to) update or alter its forward-looking statements, whether as a result of new information, future events or otherwise dere.
BTW, We had the 80's, 90's, what is this now, the 00's?
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